Thou... Paunchy Rump-fed Codpiece

Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "Much Ado about nothing" spoken by "BORACHIO":
shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry,
where his codpiece seems as massy as his club?
All this I see; and I see that the fashion wears
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Thou... Art Here to be Insulted and Humored

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