Thou... Puny Knotty-pated Joithead
Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "Merchant of Venice" spoken by "PORTIA":

This insult has been seen 2 times on this site. The first time was on Monday, January 14th, 2019And wish for all that, that I had not killed them;
And twenty of these puny lies I'll tell,
That men shall swear I have discontinued school

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