Thou... Surly Fool-born Bladder

Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "Henry VIII" spoken by "CARDINAL WOLSEY":
And then he falls, as I do. I have ventured,
Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders,
This many summers in a sea of glory,
This insult has been seen 1 time on this site. This was on Tuesday, July 30th, 2019
Thou... Art Here to be Insulted and Humored

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