Thou... Surly Hasty-witted Puttock

Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "Cymbeline" spoken by "IMOGEN":
O blest, that I might not! I chose an eagle,
And did avoid a puttock.
Thou took'st a beggar; wouldst have made my throne
This insult has been seen 1 time on this site. This was on Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Thou... Art Here to be Insulted and Humored

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