Thou... Vain Doghearted Pumpion
Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "Henry IV" spoken by "FALSTAFF":

This insult has been seen 1 time on this site. This was on Saturday, August 7th, 2021O Jesu, this is excellent sport, i' faith!
Weep not, sweet queen; for trickling tears are vain.
O, the father, how he holds his countenance!

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