Thou... Vain Dread-bolted Wagtail

Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "The Tempest" spoken by "IRIS":
Whose vows are, that no bed-right shall be paid
Till Hymen's torch be lighted: but vain;
Mars's hot minion is returned again;
This insult has been seen 1 time on this site. This was on Sunday, May 21st, 2017
Thou... Art Here to be Insulted and Humored

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