Thou... Villainous Half-faced Apple-john
Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "King John" spoken by "BASTARD":

This insult has been seen 2 times on this site. The first time was on Thursday, August 22nd, 2019With half that face would he have all my land:
A half-faced groat five hundred pound a year!
My gracious liege, when that my father lived,

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